‘The Torturing’ Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton

Alright, look at this shirt. Just look at it. It’s got a little something for the whole family. A screaming, blindfolded bloke, some ominous lighting, and the kind of vibe that says, “I may or may not be in a cult, but I do have great taste in music.”

You put this on, and suddenly, people respect you… or fear you… or if you’re lucky, BOTH! Either way, win-win. It’s black, so you’ll always look cool, and it hides stains, because let’s be honest, you’re a mess.

Buy it. Wear it. Confuse your family. Verona on Venus approves.