‘The Torturing’ Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
$29.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
Alright, look at this shirt. Just look at it. It’s got a little something for the whole family. A screaming, blindfolded bloke, some ominous lighting, and the kind of vibe that says, “I may or may not be in a cult, but I do have great taste in music.”
You put this on, and suddenly, people respect you… or fear you… or if you’re lucky, BOTH! Either way, win-win. It’s black, so you’ll always look cool, and it hides stains, because let’s be honest, you’re a mess.
Buy it. Wear it. Confuse your family. Verona on Venus approves.